(via timanderic)
…and it worked because I believed it!
(via johndarnielle)
need this printed on a small card that I can present to people while saying “roughly, this” when they ask me about my religious convictions
(via bleecake)
Vodka and little people were all the party he could handle before propofol entered the picture.
Sidebote: The last three posts have featured celebrities in sunglasses. This is coincidental, but I’m starting to see a pattern, and that is that celebrities obviously own much shares of the Sunglass Hut.